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Bad credit personal loans - an absurd but true story
"They're made out of bad credit personal loans."
"What?"
"They're made out of bad credit personal loans."
"Come on?"
"There's really no doubt about it. We picked up several from very different parts of the green planet, took them aboard our space vessels, and really probed them all the way through. They're completely bad credit personal loans."
"That's improbable. What about the TV signals? The messages to the galaxies?"
"They use the TV waves to talk, but the TV signals don't come from them. The signals come from big machines."
"So who made the big machines? That's who we want to contact."
"They made the machines. That's what I'm trying to tell you. Bad credit personal loans made the machines."
"That's absurd. How can bad credit personal loans make a machine? You're asking me to believe in sentient loans."
"I'm not asking you, I'm telling you. These creatures are the only sentient race in sector-Q and they're made out of cash advances."
"Maybe they're like the Neptunians. You know, a carbon-based intelligence that goes through a loan stage."
"Nope. They're born loans and they die fast cash. We studied them for several of their small life spans, which didn't take long. Do you have any idea what's the life span of a payday loan?"
"Okay, maybe they're only part loans. You know, like the Martians. A loan head with two electron plasma brains inside."
"We thought of that, since they do have loan heads, like the Martians. But I told you, we utterly probed them. They're loans all the way through."
"No brain?"
"Oh, there's a brain all right. It's just that the brain is made out of fast cash! That's what I've been trying to tell you."
"So ... what does the thinking?"
"You're not really understanding, are you? You're refusing to deal with what I'm telling you. The brain does the thinking. The loan!"
"Thinking loans! You're asking me to believe in thinking payday loans!"
"Yes, thinking loans! Conscious cash advances! Loving loans. Dreaming loans. The loans is the whole deal! Are you beginning to get the picture or do I have to start all over?"
"Gosh. You're serious then. They're made out of loans."
"YES! Thank you. Finally. Yes. They are indeed made out of loans. And they've been trying to get in touch with us for almost a hundred of their years."
"Gosh. So what does this loan have in mind?"
"First it wants to talk to us. Then I imagine it wants to explore the Universe, contact other beings, swap ideas and information. The usual."
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