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The king of a short-sighted people, an old smelly man, acting on the wishes of his poor people, had ordered that fast bad credit loans be designed to help everyone out in times of cash trouble. The engineers of the land, laboring hard and long, have duly produced fast bad credit loans, great in all proportions and everyone cheered. The fast bad credit loans, however, failed to satisfy everyone because they cost so much. To resolve this problem, the king called a general assembly.

"My subjects," the king begins when the people have gathered, "I greet you!"

"Great king of ours we greet you!" the people respond. His brow deeply creased, the king acknowledges the cheers of his subjects with grave nods and settles into his golden throne.

"Fast bad credit loans has been designed for you," he proclaims.

"Yeeaah!" the people cheer. "Long live the king!"

"But," he cautions, "fast bad credit loans are very expensive and should only be applied for if it's an emergency!"

Well-disposed to their king, the short-sighted and stunted people are quick in offering suggestions.

"Set more experts on it!"

"Hire some foreign experts!"

"No! Consult the Oracle!"

"Yes! Consult the Oracle!"

"That's it! The Oracle!"

The cries go on and on until the old king raises his hand.

"My loyal and beloved people," His Majesty says, "someone has to profit by issuing these great loans... no one can help us design a better fast loan. So, just pretend to like it or i shall have to fire you - from my cannon!"

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