http://www.gettingpaydayloans.com/quick-bad-credit-loans.html Quick bad credit loans are like manna from heaven. Yes, quick bad credit loans can sustain you like a river of cash... en-us Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT Weblog Editor 2.0 Quick bad credit loans - a story about a river of cash King Burt had a big kingdom. He had lots of land and people. He even had a river of cash coming in from the mountains above. Just not enough cash was flowing on one part of his kingdom. So he has like a desert, see? King Burt was a good king. So one day, God says to him: "King Burt, you're a very good king, so I'll give you the one thing you really need. I'll give you a river of cash so you won't lack money so much. Good, eh?" King Burt says, "It's good," and, "thank you, God," then he sits back and waits for the river. Soon enough the river of cash comes flowing though. But it's flowing on the side of the kingdom that does not need it so much. So King Burt figures to himself, maybe God forgot which side of the kingdom really needed the cash. So he puts up an army of workers and they spend a lifetime diverting the river to the side of the kingdom that really needs it. Problem is, not long after they finish this tedious work, the whole cash river dries up. So King Burt, now wasted by old age and disappointment, cries up to God. "God, why have you taken back the river of cash?" "I didn't." Says God. "So where's it gone to?" King Burt wants to know. God chuckles and says, "King Burt - you gave it to the desert, didn't you? That desert's been very thirsty long before your time. I knew that, but you didn't." Again King Burt cries up to God sadly: "God, since you knew the desert was going to drink up the river of cash, why didn't you warn me when I was diverting it there? And since you can do everything, why didn't you just sate the desert so it wouldn't drink up all the river?" God sighs heavily and King Burt's whole kingdom trembles. Then God says, "King, that's the problem with you humans: you just don't get it. Well, I'll invent something called 'quick bad credit loans' for you then!" "What are quick bad credit loans?" Kink burt asked, his grey hair blowing in the breeze. "Well, quick bad credit loans are short-term loans that you pay back when it's payday!" "But I'm King Burt - i don't get paid!" "Yes," said god, "but all your workers get paid... Have them apply for quick bad credit loans and they'll be fine." "OK, I see that I'm not going to get anywhere with you. I'll tell them about the quick bad credit loans and hopefully they won't behead me." Sat, 26 Jul 2008 15:00:00 EDT